Supermodel Snit

Why is the "downfall" of Kate Moss worthy of MSN front page news? A supermodel uses cocaine? Say it isn't so! Please, people, what woman could possibly naturally get thighs so skinny you can see her bones through them? Photographic evidence is so much more scandalous, and I have to admit to getting some perverse pleasure out of it. Pure jealousy, pure bitch-channeling. It might have something to do with the fact that I gain two pounds if I so much as think about eating a burger. At least I'm honest.